2 Broke Yoopers

A small Upper Peninsula company making Yooper humor, books, shirts, printables, videos, games, and odd little internet things for people who like something different. We’re building this one piece at a time.Saw us on TikTok or YouTube? Welcome in - the merch is right below.

New: The Upper Peninsula County Almanac. The PDF is fillable, so you can type in your own dates and notes before you print.

The Upper Peninsula County Almanac, a printable 42-page PDF by 2 Broke Yoopers

About UsWe're Wendy and Mike: broke, not broken. A true Yooper never gives up, except maybe after three Thanksgiving helpings.

Books
Literary fiction and practical guides — slow-and-careful work, not fast-and-cheap. Our first novel, The Count of Souls, is now published!

Apparel
T-shirts, hoodies, mugs. Yooper humor, dog humor, midlife observations. Made-on-demand by partner printers; we just bring the funny.

Grab 3 Free Guides (Before We Realize We Should Be Charging For 'Em)
Like the videos? Stay for the freebies. Grab a free guide below and you are on the list for new drops and subscriber-only extras.

Featured Titles

The Count of SoulsYooper Kids BookDa Yooper Calendar 2027

Free Guides

Simple Momentum Plan
A short, practical guide for turning overwhelming tasks into small, repeatable habits.

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Practical EFTE Guides
Short, bite-sized roadmaps. Download instantly and keep forever.
Simple Back-to-Sleep Guide
Simple Back-to-Sleep Guide
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Simple Job Interviews
Simple Job Interviews
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Simple Windows Computer Safety
Simple Windows Computer Safety
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Simple Cleaning Recipe
Simple Cleaning Recipe
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Simple Meal Plan
Simple Meal Plan
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KDP Paperback Word Template
KDP Paperback Word Template
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Free Guides - pay what you want (zero is just fine)
Cover coming soon
Simple Budgeting
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Simple Kitchen Reset
Simple Kitchen Reset
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Simple Momentum Plan
Simple Momentum Plan
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The Merch
Yooper humor you can wear. Click a design to see it on shirts, hoodies, mugs and more.
Working Like a Dog
Working Like a Dog
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A Little Euchre Humor
A Little Euchre Humor
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Honorary Yooper (add any name)
Honorary Yooper (add any name)
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Meh: The Greatest Word
Meh: The Greatest Word
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Yooper Peninsula (kid-drawn)
Yooper Peninsula (kid-drawn)
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Obsessed with Fishing
Obsessed with Fishing
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Our Books
Slow-and-careful work, not fast-and-cheap. Paperbacks and Kindle on Amazon.
The Count of Souls
The Count of Souls
Our first novel - a Great Lakes shipwreck story.
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Yooper Kids
Yooper Kids
Wonders and adventures from all 15 U.P. counties.
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Conversations with Killers
Conversations with Killers
Criminal profiling and real case studies.
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Don't Get Played
Don't Get Played
Plain-English guide to spotting scams and pressure tactics.
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U.P. Deer Camp Logbook
U.P. Deer Camp Logbook
Seasons, stories, and the ones that got away.
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Arguing with Myself About God
Arguing with Myself About God
The agony of an agnostic.
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Yooper Word Search
Yooper Word Search
100 large-grid puzzles of U.P. towns, foods and slang.
Get it on Amazon